As you try to figure out the destination, one thing to remember, one clue is always totally made up. That's just to keep the "googlers" off balance.
One great feature of this trip is the 4 night hotel stay. No packing and unpacking, just settle in and be comfortable. Your hotel is brand spanking new!
Then we arrive in ________, we'll enjoy a "roll tide" dinner, celebreating Alabama's win in the college football championship game I guess. Oh wait, I got that wrong. It's a Yule-tide dinner. That makes a lot more sense, especially since we might not be in Alabama. Or are we?
I know when "you say Bud, you've said it all"...but what about those drafy beers they are selling now. Wait, not "drafty?" Oh... crafty beers. So people don't drink Bud anymore? We better find out why. This could be very serious. Might even require a visit to the old capitol to check out the laws. In the meantime, let's spice things up a little, shall we?
Don't you like small towns that dress themselves up for the holidays? Sure you do. Let's go visit one for the day. I think the Munsters used to live there. You remember the Munsters, don't you? Old television stars.
A carriage ride, a wonderful small town symphony holiday concert, ten included meals and loads of holiday treats are mixed in to create a fun trip. Sort of a "family affair" if you will.